I think I've fallen in hate with you.
Why is it that the winner of the Miss Universe pageant always comes from Earth?
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
God made pot, man made beer. Who do you trust?
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
My Chinese friend died last week. So Yung.
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
A person is lazy if he gets excited about cancelled plans.
Yoga sessions are too stretched.
I can't decide whether I should be a good example or a horrible warning!