I don't want a solution. I want an excuse.
When a wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.
Being sad with the right people, is better than being happy with the wrong ones.
Feminists. If you hate men so much, why are you always trying to be like them?
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where sandwiches live.
Treble is baseless.
Some people simply should have a backspace key for their mouths.
If 'Procrastination' was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later.
If a person's relationship has more issues than a magazine stand, I suggest one cancel the subscription.