I got caught stealing full stops. I'm looking at a lengthy sentence.
When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
Lose the argument, not the person.
There is always a hope and an end. It all depends on us as to how we deal with it. We can look at it as a "Hopeless End" or an "Endless Hope".
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness, obviously didn't know where to shop.
Mature, but don't grow up.
Bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.
A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.
I'm not drunk, I'm just talking in cursive.
Sarcasm: The ability to offend idiots without the realizing it.