If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit!
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
If at first u don't succeed, loosing may just be your style!
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.
Huge land mammal who doesn't matter is irrelephant.
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, is he guilty of resisting a rest?
I'm not single. I'm just romantically challenged.
Geometry holds clues for the meaning of life; look and you will see the sines.
Girls are like domain names, the ones I like are already taken.