Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?
When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
Homeless sign: I bet you can't hit me with a quarter.
Nobody ever goes there, it's too crowded.
Budweiser makes my taste buds wiser.
Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes, but I'm only visiting.
I eat when I'm sad and I'm sad because I'm fat!
Laughter translates into any language.
A socialist is someone who has nothing and wants to share it with everyone else.