My job is such a closely guarded secret, even I don't know what I'm doing.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
If drinking Alcohol makes me one Alcoholic does drinking Fanta makes one Fantastic?
Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you.
Life is everlasting, but Death is inevitable.
Love is friendship, but friendship is not love.
A poor report card has one good thing in its favour. At least you know the student is not cheating!
The trouble with being the boss is that there's no satisfaction in stealing office supplies.
Happiness can't buy money.
Your lucky number is 9412853042157621. Watch for it everywhere.