If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Women aren't that bad, but wives!
Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it.
I just got the bill for my surgery. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks.
Political language is designed to make lies sound useful and murder respectable.
Obesity doesn't run in family. The main problem is nobody runs in family.
I wish I could remember that joke I heard about Alzheimer's.
Obesity doesn't run in family. The main problem is nobody runs in family.
God must love stupid people; he made so many!
Some people are like blisters, they don't show up until the work is done.