I can't remember the last time I forgot something.
My wife says I never listen, or something like that...
If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.
When you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution.
Everything happens for a reason but I dunno why!
Diplomat is a person who thinks twice before saying nothing.
A clean house is a sign of no Internet Connection.
I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
Socks have the highest divorce rate.