Mondays are God's punishment for what we did on the weekend.
Prayer is the best way to meet the Lord. Trespassing is faster.
A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.
If government is the answer, it was a stupid question.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide.
I used to be an atheist until I realized I was God.
I'm not mean , my humor may be though.
A salad is just a remix for vegetables.
Diarrhoea waits for no man.