If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Father of ten shot dead. Mistaken for a rabbit.
Drive carefully. Don’t kill a child, wait for the teacher.
A good life is like toilet paper. Long and useful.
Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
Why Napolean tore his bone apart?
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.