A salesmen who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.
Atheists have no invisible means of support.
Bikinis are the reason no driving is allowed along the beach.
The surest sign someone's in love is a divorce.
Retirement takes all the fun out of weekends.
Confidence is what you had until you knew better.
Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer!
Good sportspersons have to lose to prove it.
Tight jeans take your breadth away.
Today life may begin at sixty - but can you wait that long?