It's OK to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
I fell out of the family tree.
If one sketches pictures of suspects for a living, does this make him a con artist?
If brains were taxed, you'd get a rebate.
Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
He who sticks head in open window gets pane in the neck.
An egotist is a person more interested in himself than in me.
Marriage is like game of poker. You start with a pair and end with a full house.
He who laughs last probably didn`t get the joke.
Alcohol preserves everything except secrets.