Father of ten shot dead. Mistaken for a rabbit.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
It's OK to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
If brains were taxed, you'd get a rebate.
He who laughs last probably didn`t get the joke.
Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor.
Cinderella would be bad at football. Her coach was a pumpkin.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
