The batteries were given out free of charge.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
When I`m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
I saw a bank that said `24 Hour Banking`, but I don`t have that much time.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
NO woman has ever shot a man while he was washing the dishes.
We always hear 'IntelliGENTS'; Have you ever heard 'IntelliLADIES'?
It`s easy to fall asleep in class, but hard to fall asleep in my bed.