I removed L from LOVER and now it`s all OVER !!!
I don't mind the rat race. But I could do with a little more cheese.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but teach him to fish and he'll smell funny for the rest of his life.
Constipated people don`t give a crap.
Whose idea was it to put an `S` in the word `lisp`?
Early to bed, early to rise ensures a healthy, dull demise.
I love drug jokes, they crack me up.
If heat makes things expand; I don't have a weight problem, I am just hot.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.