If men are from Mars, then why can't we send them back?
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I always do something amazing when no one's watching.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
If you`re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.