I`ve learnt so much from my mistakes, I`m thinking of making a few more!
Signage in a hospital waiting room:
Smoking helps you lose weight ... One lung at a time!
Sign in a Bar:
Those of you who are drinking to forget, please do pay in advance.
Routine of holidays:
Sleep till u r hungry;
Eat till u r sleepy.
Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
I asked her for some space, she got me an external hard drive.
I wish Google Maps had an 'Avoid Ghetto' routing option.
I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.