How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!