Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked to but if you press the wrong button, you will be disconnected!
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Sign over a gynecologist's office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
I praise loudly, I blame softly.
One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.