England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).
Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.
Always learn from mistake of others who take your advice.
Chemistry jokes are 'So dium' funny.
Sometimes it takes me more than 8 hours to get nothing done.
Microsoft is to software what McDonald's is to gourmet cooking.
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
A lot of people say I'm egocentric, but enough about them.
I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
