The heaviest burden of life is an Empty Pocket!
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Most of the shadows in our life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.
When I'm right, no one remembers. When I'm wrong, no one forgets.
Life is not complicated, people are.
Life is like toilet paper. Either you're on a roll or you're taking shit from some asshole!
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
Happiness is a warm puppy.