Life without liberty is like a body without spirit.
Drama is like life with the dull bits cut out.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Life is spent between episodes of women being mad at you.
Kindness is the oil that takes the friction out of life!
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If I had known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.