It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
There is an exception to every rule - and most people think they are it.
People who are often in a hurry imagine they are energetic, when in most cases they are simply inefficient.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
I am not going to sit here and stand for those kind of insults.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
People often search for the city of happiness, not realizing it can only be found in the state of mind.
Trust is like virginity. You lose it once and that's it.
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the better defense.
