Bore: A person who has nothing to say and says it.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
Why is it called building when it is already built ?
Teamwork...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
People have one thing in common: they are all different.
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?