A closed mouth gathers no foot!
Glass house jokes are always transparent.
I took an IQ test and the result was negative.
A telephone pole never hits an automobile except in self-defense.
Familiarity breeds children.
Cursor: Someone who is having problems with his computer!
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables us to recognize a mistake when we make it again.
If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.