Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Did you hear about the man who bought a plate with four corners so he could enjoy a square meal?
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
If moths like light so much, why don't they just come out during the day?
If the dog puts on weight, it means the owner is lazy.
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Hot glass looks same as cold glass.
~ Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
Tips- Wages we pay to other people's hired help.
Why it is called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
