A thousand words are worth a picture... and they load faster, too.
When nothing goes right, roll up and pass it to the left.
A protein shake is a Milky Whey.
Confidence is the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.
If smoking is so bad, why do we cure dead meat with it!
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
If a pet dog puts on weight, it means the owner is lazy.
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?
An antique is an object that has made a trip to the attic and back.
