Undertakers are the last people who will let you down.
What did people go back to before drawing boards were invented?
When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.
Many arguments have two sides, but no end.
If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, you are all right.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Why don't pigs turn into men when they get drunk?
If two people invest in a boat, is it a partner-ship?
I don't eat snails... I prefer FAST food!
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.
