Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion.
If my nose were 12 inches long, would it be a foot?
Drugs may lead you nowhere, but they provide a scenic route!
If a person is cross-eyed as well as dyslexic, can he see perfectly?
Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.
It's not the bullet that kills you, It's the hole!
Keep the dream alive: hit the snooze button.
If tennis players get tennis elbow and squash players get squash knees, do gynaecologists get tunnel vision?
Reincarnation is making a comeback!
Few things are more expensive than a girl who is free for the evening.
