Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Your drinking may be injurious to your wife's nervous system.
Here's to our wives and sweethearts; may they never meet!
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
I live with fear every day but sometimes she lets me go fishing.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Forget the dog. Beware of the wife.
My first rule of a happy marriage: It's better to be happy than right.
I did not know what happiness was until I got married... and then it was too late!
My hubby and I have a magical relationship. Whenever I ask him to do something, he disappears.
