People treat you exactly how you train them to.
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.
No one is funnier than people who take themselves too seriously.
Intelligence is like underwear, everyone should have it, but we shouldn't show it off.
If you've a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% chance you'll get it wrong.
Anybody can quit smoking. It takes a real man to fight lung cancer.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!