Rehab is for quitters.
Unlike us, the Earth is pretty grounded.
Don't trust stairs... they're always up to something!
Whatever you do, always give 100 per cent - unless you're donating blood.
Don't get into a pissing contest with a skunk.
Never spit when on a roller coaster.
When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
Dating Spiderman must be tricky. Too many strings attached!
The difference between pink and purple, is your grip.
Those who say they sleep like a baby haven't got one.
