Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Treble is baseless.
I hate spoons. They're pointless.
People who say they are constipated, are full of shit.
Death will definitely lift up my spirit.
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.
It's hard to be optimistic with a misty optic.
Laughter translates into any language.
An egotist is a person more interested in himself than in me.
