Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything, except office.
A politician is someone who makes no sense in a very convincing manner.
Crime has already been organised. Now it's up to the police.
After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.
Politicians deal with the problems which would not exist if they did not exist.
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected.
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
We've got the best government, money can buy.
