By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.
Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
Bad presentations do not have slide effects.
I don't want a solution. I want an excuse.
Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.
Wisconsin attorney accidentally sues himself.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
My job is such a closely guarded secret, even I don't know what I'm doing.
The trouble with being the boss is that there's no satisfaction in stealing office supplies.
Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it.