Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
You're just like Mondays. Nobody likes you.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Teamwork gives you someone else to blame.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
That`s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the rest a bad name.