Sign at a Barber's Saloon:
We need your heads to run our business.
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
Who stopped payment on my reality check?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.'
We work to become, not to acquire.
For me, hard work represents the supreme luxury of life.
The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them.
Be thankful for problems or idiots would have your job.
I've been working for this company ever since they threatened to fire me.
