After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.
Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
To make a long story short, there's nothing like having a boss walk in
If you've been sacked from every job you ever had, at least no one can call you a quitter.
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
Some people can look so busy that they seem indispensable.
Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss put in an honest day's work.
Some people aren't officially angry until everyone knows about it.
I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.