There was an english man, who was singing, "There was a cold day," whilst having a shit in cinema toilets.
Our Banta walks by and hears him singing, "There was a cold day, There was a cold day," he slam`s the door wide open.
The englishman in a shock says, "What the bloody hell are u doin ?"
Banta replied, "Oh, sorry ! I thought you ar saying, 'Darwaza Khol De' (open the door)."