Clean Jokes

Sam decided to go hunting with his buddy, Mark. They loaded up Mark’s truck and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible storm. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady...

A woman was getting her hair done at the salon for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go...

This guy's father dies, so he goes to the undertaker and tells him he wants the best of everything for his father. The funeral is absolutely beautiful, and the guy is extremely pleased...

So the boss gets a hot new secretary, and almost immediately they start having an affair. However, within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased at the way she is performing...

I took an elevator up to the 69th floor for a meeting and as I was getting out, the operator said, "Have a good day, son."
I grumbled, "Don't call me son. You're not my dad."
He scratched his head...

A sophisticated, well-dressed woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around, spots a beautiful rug, and walks over to inspect it...

Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will...

A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview goes quite well, but he keeps winking and stammering. The interviewer says...

In corporate settings, 'ASAP' is frequently used to imply urgent, high-priority tasks. However, its true, often humorous, corporate meanings include...

After many years her phone call came around 11:30 PM... very sweet voice, "How are you?"
I replied, "I'm good!"
She said, "Not sleeping yet?"
I answered, "No, not yet...