True Corporate Meanings of ASAP
In corporate settings, 'ASAP' is frequently used to imply urgent, high-priority tasks. However, its true, often humorous, corporate meanings include...
Unexpected Call From A Crush!
After many years her phone call came around 11:30 PM... very sweet voice, "How are you?"
I replied, "I'm good!"
She said, "Not sleeping yet?"
I answered, "No, not yet...
Door-To-Door Bible Salesman
My brother Darren, grew up with a terrible stutter. After highschool he was looking for a job when he spotted an ad for a door-to-door Bible salesman...
Skilled vs Unskilled Labour
Paddy and Mick worked together in the garment district in Midtown New York and were both laid off, so they headed down to the New York State Department of Labor office. When asked his occupation, Paddy replied, "I'm a...
Do You Lose Weight When You Poop?
A wife buys her redneck husband a scale to help him with his new diet. A week later the redneck says, "Honey, this here scale is great...
Bengaluru and Karna's Curse
Few people know this, but the legendary battle between Karna and Arjuna once happened near to the Chola Kingdom, close to current day Bangalore!
Medicine For Stress And Anxiety
A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he has anything for somebody who needs to get through a really stressful situation...
The Price of Loyalty
A King had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture & kill any minister that misguided him. A Minister once gave an opinion which was wrong which the king didn’t like at all.
Give Everything To God
A farmer has been farting a lot. He's been to several doctors, but none of them know what's wrong. Desperate, he reaches out to the...
Biggest Weakness
A guy is in for a job interview, and the interviewer asks him, "What would you consider to be your biggest weakness...