Attractive Farm Widow
Sam decided to go hunting with his buddy, Mark. They loaded up Mark’s truck and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible storm. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I can see that the weather is horrible out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you gentlemen stay in my house overnight."
"No worries," Sam said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the storm lets up, we'll be gone as soon as the sun rises."
The lady agrees, and the two men find their way to the barn and get settled in for the night.
By morning , the weather had cleared, and they were on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of hunting.
About nine months later, Sam received an unexpected letter from an out of town law firm. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from an attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the hunting weekend.
He drives over to his friend Mark’s house, papers in hand in and asked, "Mark, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski hunting trip up North?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a little visit?"
"Yes," Mark said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Mark’s face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"Well, apparently she just died of AIDS and left me everything."
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