Going Up, Letting Down
I took an elevator up to the 69th floor for a meeting and as I was getting out, the operator said, "Have a good day, son."
I grumbled, "Don't call me son. You're not my dad."
He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
After my meeting, I got back on the elevator to go back down and the same operator was there.
I didn't say anything to him, but when we got to the ground floor, he said to me, "I'm sorry."
"Because you thought you were my dad?" I asked him.
He shook his head. "No, son, because I let you down."
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