Clean Jokes

I let my wife borrow the BMW today... I told her to be careful, there`s plenty of idiots on the road in London.
Sure enough about 15 minutes later on the radio; I hear that there`s a car driving on the wrong side...

While riding my motorbike, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when...

There`s a beer convention in town, and all the CEOs from all the beer companes are there. During a break between seminars, a few of them went down to the hotel bar for a drink. The Anheuser Busch CEO says to the bartender...

So, my wife managed to crash the car again today. When the police showed up, she was all fired up, insisting that the guy she hit was being totally reckless.
"He was on his phone...

Two multimillionaire friends met up for lunch and started chatting. "So how`s your home life?" asks the first multimillionaire.
"Couldn`t be better," replies the second multimillionaire...

The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain. So the king and the queen went...

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down...

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out more about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study to find out more about him.
"So what are your plans...

A young Indian left his job in India and joined a salesman`s job in a big departmental store in Canada!! On the first day, the Indian worked with full vigour. At 6 pm...

A Man was asked: How was your job interview yesterday?
Man: Well, I entered the office, found a man sitting on a large black leather chair with feet resting on the table...