Clean Jokes

The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain. So the king and the queen went...

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down...

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out more about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study to find out more about him.
"So what are your plans...

A young Indian left his job in India and joined a salesman`s job in a big departmental store in Canada!! On the first day, the Indian worked with full vigour. At 6 pm...

A Man was asked: How was your job interview yesterday?
Man: Well, I entered the office, found a man sitting on a large black leather chair with feet resting on the table...

A girl was practicing the piano when suddenly there was loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a cop.
"What`s the matter?" she asked....

A divine healer in a Kerala church called out, "Anyone with special needs who wants to be prayed for, come forward to the front."
Hearing that, Kunjappan, got in line and when it was his turn...

With airlines adding fees to fees, The Week magazine asked its readers to predict the next surcharge they`ll levy for something previously free.
1. In the unlikely event of loss of cabin...

During his routine medical check, Paddy asked the doctor, "Do you think I`ll live a long and healthy life ?"
"I don`t know", said the doctor, "Mercury is in Uranus right now....

BULL MARKET: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET: A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get...