Clean Jokes

A girl was practicing the piano when suddenly there was loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a cop.
"What`s the matter?" she asked....

A divine healer in a Kerala church called out, "Anyone with special needs who wants to be prayed for, come forward to the front."
Hearing that, Kunjappan, got in line and when it was his turn...

With airlines adding fees to fees, The Week magazine asked its readers to predict the next surcharge they`ll levy for something previously free.
1. In the unlikely event of loss of cabin...

During his routine medical check, Paddy asked the doctor, "Do you think I`ll live a long and healthy life ?"
"I don`t know", said the doctor, "Mercury is in Uranus right now....

BULL MARKET: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET: A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get...

Two engineering students are waiting to give their oral viva test. The first student`s turn comes, and he goes inside. External: Suppose you are travelling by a train, and suddenly it gets hot, what will you do...

I was headed for a blind date last night, but I was worried... what to do if she was really unattractive. My friend told me not to worry as there is an app for just that situation. It`s called Mum Are You Okay...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then the new school year began...

Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their company employed over two hundred people, and the two executives...

The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.
I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary...