THIS IS HOW ENGLISH AND ENGLISHMEN MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER ?
Q: Can February March?
A: No. But April May!
Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?
A: Reports say it was due to too many Strokes!
Q: Have you heard the Joke about the Butter?
A: I better not tell you, it might spread!
Q: How do you know that Carrots are good for your Eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a Rabbit wearing Glasses?
Q: Music Teacher: What's your Favourite Musical Instrument?
A: Kid: The Lunch Bell!
Q: What did the Triangle say to the Circle?
A: You're Pointless!
Q: What do you call a Ghosts Mom and Dad?
A: Transparents!
Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A: A Barbercue!
Q: What do you call a person that Chops up Cereal?
A: A Cereal Killer!
Q: What do you call a South American Girl who is always in a hurry?
A: Urgent Tina!
Q: What do you call Two Fat People having a Chat?
A: A Heavy Discussion!
Q: What kind of Emotions do Noses Feel?
A: Nostalgia!
Q: What kind of shorts do Clouds Wear?
A: Thunderwear!
Q: What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble!
Q: Where do Boats go to when they get sick?
A: The Dock!
Q: Who cleans the bottom of the Ocean?
A: A Mer-Maid!
Q: Why can't a Leopard hide?
A: Because he's always Spotted!
Q: Why can't your Nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a Foot!
Q: Why did the Barber win the Race?
A: Because he took a Short Cut!
Q: Why did the Boy tiptoe past the Medicine Cabinet?
A: He didn't want to wake the Sleeping Pills!
Q: Why did the Tomato turn Red?
A: It saw the Salad Dressing!
Q: Why did the Tree go to the Dentist?
A: To get a Root Canal!
Q: Why don't you see Giraffes in Elementary School?
A: Because they're all in High School!
Q: Why was the Maths Book Sad ?
A: Because it had too many Problems!