Suspicious Looking Couple!
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and attractive female passenger onboard, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous!"
"The Captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you before... We have resigned from United Airlines and now This is Air Force One."
Bollywood Puns
Kangana hit the ball,
Kangana ran for a single,
Kangana did not reach the crease,
Kangana Ranaut...
Local Call
Ronald Reagan, Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth all died and met in hell. While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth...