Suspicious Looking Couple!
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and attractive female passenger onboard, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous!"
"The Captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you before... We have resigned from United Airlines and now This is Air Force One."
Bollywood Puns
Kangana hit the ball,
Kangana ran for a single,
Kangana did not reach the crease,
Kangana Ranaut...
Local Call
Ronald Reagan, Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth all died and met in hell. While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth...
Interesting Question And Answers
Q: Can February March?
A: No. But April May!
Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?
A: Reports say it was due to too many Strokes...
Dedicated to the Connoisseurs of Puns
How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people....
Purchasing A Car
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful woman. "I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised...
Wrong Side Driving
I let my wife borrow the BMW today... I told her to be careful, there`s plenty of idiots on the road in London.
Sure enough about 15 minutes later on the radio; I hear that there`s a car driving on the wrong side...