Bollywood Puns
Pankaj fell in love,
Pankaj married,
Pankaj divorced,
Pankaj Udaas.
Sameera went to a parlor,
Sameera did her hair,
Sameera did her makeup,
Sameera Reddy. Kangana hit the ball,
Kangana ran for a single,
Kangana did not reach the crease,
Kangana Ranaut.
Hrithik buys bulb,
Hrithik puts bulb in socket,
Hrithik switches bulb on,
Hrithik Roshan.
Neil arms weak,
Neil joins gym,
Neil does chin-ups,
Neil Armstrong.
Anil mombatti,
Anil agarbatti,
Anil dhoop,
Anil Kapoor.
Minisha purchased a cycle,
Minisha started riding cycle,
Minisha's height increased,
Minisha Lamba.
William making fruit shake,
William took pears,
William put them in glass,
William Shakespeare
Mika went to studio,
Mika went to recording room,
Mika took the mike,
Mika Singh.
Local Call
Ronald Reagan, Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth all died and met in hell. While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth...
Interesting Question And Answers
Q: Can February March?
A: No. But April May!
Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?
A: Reports say it was due to too many Strokes...
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How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people....
Purchasing A Car
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful woman. "I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised...
Wrong Side Driving
I let my wife borrow the BMW today... I told her to be careful, there`s plenty of idiots on the road in London.
Sure enough about 15 minutes later on the radio; I hear that there`s a car driving on the wrong side...