Clean Jokes

Door-To-Door Bible Salesman

My brother Darren, grew up with a terrible stutter. After highschool he was looking for a job when he spotted an ad for a door-to-door Bible salesman. So he suited up and headed into town.

He walked into the publisher's office and said, "D-d-darre-n-here to a-a-apply for th-th-the job."

The hiring manager raised an eyebrow, "Sorry, Darren... I'm not sure this is the right job for you."

"B-b-but y-you haven't g-given me a ch-ch-chance. That's d-d-discriminatory!"

The manager sighed, "Alright, you've got a point. I'll give you a shot. Here are 50 Bibles. Let's see how you do."

Four hours later, my brother returned, "S-s-sold 'em all!"

The manager was stunned, "Incredible! Here's 100 more!"

The next day at lunch...
"S-s-sold 'em all, b-boss!"

The manager nearly fell off his chair. "You're hired! Take 200 more and come to the staff meeting Friday to share your sales pitch. I need to order more stock thanks to you!"

Friday arrived, and the manager proudly announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, Darren sold 350 Bibles in under three days! He's going to share his sales technique."

My brother stepped up and said, "Well... I knock on the d-d-door... and w-w-when they answer, I just ask... 'D-d-do you want to b-buy a Bible... or d-d-do you want me to r-r-read it to you?'"