Biggest Weakness
A guy is in for a job interview, and the interviewer asks him, "What would you consider to be your biggest weakness?"
The guy replies, "Honesty. I'm honest with everyone; I don't know how to be anything other than completely honest with every single person I meet."
The interviewer says, "I don't really see how honesty could be considered a weakness? In fact, I think honesty is a great strength!"
To which the guy replies, "I don't really give a shit what you think."
Whats' Your Greatest Need?
The president of Slobbovia was running for re-election and held a rally in the small town of Hicknia. He yelled to the crowd, "I am here for you! What is your greatest need...