Clean Jokes

Unexpected Call From A Crush!

After many years her phone call came around 11:30 PM... very sweet voice, "How are you?"

I replied, "I'm good!"

She said, "Not sleeping yet?"

I answered, "No, not yet!"

She said, "You looked really handsome this evening!"

I happily said, "Thanks!"

She continued, "You're killing it even today!"

I smirked and said, "Oh yeah!"

She said, "No one's home today thought I'd talk to you!"

I asked, "What's up, what do you want to talk about?"

She sounded a bit shy, "Can I ask you something, you won't say no, right?"

I jumped in, "No, what's it?"

Then she said, "Swear on me!"

y reply, "I swear on you.. just tell me!"

She said, "I'm a bit embarrassed!"

I said, "Arre! No need to be shy... spill it!"

She hesitated, "Do you have an extra gas cylinder?"