True Corporate Meanings of ASAP
In every company meeting, the word ASAP is used very frequently. But very few people know its true corporate meanings...
ASAP: As Soon As Possible
What the boss thinks when he wants.
ASAP: As Slow As Possible.
What the team quietly understands.
ASAP: Ask Some Another Person.
What middle management practices.
ASAP: After Several Approval Processes.
What actually happens in large organizations.
ASAP: Aadha Soda Aadha Pani.
What happens after office hours.
And finally, the ultimate executive interpretation.
ASAP: Alcohol Solves All Problems.
A humorous take on managing stress.
Corporate Lesson:
In business, timelines are flexible... Different situations, Same Abbreviation. Strategic Flexibility! But interpretations are highly innovative.
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